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The next time you have your quiet time, (hopefully tonight or tomorrow morning) ask God these two things:
1. What do You want to talk about today?
2. What do You think of me?Prepare to be amazed.
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That’s what you think.
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i actually did know this. i have done it plenty of times. just to demonstrate. it’s funny…
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